Welcome to the cringiest thing ever!
I asked chatgpt a bunch of random questions to create a fun page for you to cheer you up, this is the result of my nonsense. Enjoy, and listen to the song, I like this song.
WE GOT PICKUP LINES
“Hey Divya, you shine like the moon,
Wanna grab coffee or maybe lunch soon?”
“You light up my life like Diwali, Divya,
Wanna dance all night in Bali, Divya?”
(Yes ChatGPT rhymed Divya with Divya ffs lol I asked it for a nice rhyme with your name)
I must be a snowflake…
Because I’ve fallen for you and now everything’s getting wet.
WE GOT JOKES
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know y.
Why was the German pianist so chill?
Because he could always Handel the pressure
(Yes I asked for german dad jokes, shut up and don’t judge me)
WE GOT ROASTS
(I asked for mattress on the floor roasts lol)
Every time someone walks in your room, they think you’re crashing there temporarily.
Girl, even your hopes and dreams need a box spring.
India/Germany Roasts
You left India for “better opportunities”… and ended up arguing with a vending machine in German.
Oh my god Chatgpt is so sexist when I asked for Indian women jokes LOL I do not even want to put those up on this site
I’m a marketing genius btw here’s your new ad
💎 Diva Divya’s Dazzling Deals 💎
(a sparkly business poem)
Divya runs a jewelry store,
With bling and gems and so much more.
Rings that shine and chains that gleam,
She sells gold like it’s a dream.
She talks in carats, sparkles, flair,
Wearing diamonds everywhere.
“Limited stock!” she loves to shout,
(It’s just her way of selling out).
She’s polishing pearls while sipping chai,
Negotiating like a boss—oh my!
A customer said, “Is this too pricey?”
She smiled and said, “Then try a spicy faux-icey.”
She’s got bracelets, bangles, and charm for days,
Even her spreadsheets slay with glaze.
When asked, “What’s your business plan?”
She winked and said, “Sparkle when you can.”
So if you’re broke but feeling grand,
Divya’s got deals and a payment plan.
Her jewels are bright, her humor’s slick—
Shop with Divya, she’s pure gold… and quick! 😉
I had a lot of fun with this. I will continue to build it, ideas welcome.